Dan Rubin’s SuperfluousBanter

No, this isn’t a morbid entry, a cry for help, or a political jab at the “civilized” nations who won’t do squat to help the doomed hostages in Iraq (sorry, had to slip that one in there). It’s actually a quote from the PHP documentation for custom error handling. Specifically:

Also note that it is your responsibility to die() if necessary.”

A little creative writing never hurt anyone, well, except perhaps in this instance…