Dan Rubin’s SuperfluousBanter

I’ve found it: The New Wonder Diet™

OK, well it’s actually just called “getting sick for a week and only drinking your food”, but it’s sensational nontheless.

I’ve gone from a massive 193 pounds (severely overweight) to a svelt 186 in the last week, and I feel great! Those extra 7 pounds were really starting to tire me out when walking to and from my car during the work week, not to mention the strain on my right arm when operating the adjusting lever on my office chair.

Now I can start exercising again.