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Wonder Diet

I’ve found it: The New Won­der Diet™

OK, well it’s actu­ally just called “get­ting sick for a week and only drink­ing your food”, but it’s sen­sa­tional nontheless.

I’ve gone from a mas­sive 193 pounds (severely over­weight) to a svelt 186 in the last week, and I feel great! Those extra 7 pounds were really start­ing to tire me out when walk­ing to and from my car dur­ing the work week, not to men­tion the strain on my right arm when oper­at­ing the adjust­ing lever on my office chair.

Now I can start exer­cis­ing again.

This item was posted by Dan Rubin on Sunday, November 24th, 2002.

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